when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?”
Jokes on you.
Daft Duck exists.
HOl Y FUCKig n sshIT I CCANT BELEIVE
I’M PRETTY SURE THAT THIS IS A MASH UP OF DUCKTOY AND HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER AND LIKE
THIS IS HOW YOU MASH UP MUSIC
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This is officially my favorite post on tumblr. OMG. His face in the fourth panel broke me. And the transformation. And his face in the last one. UGHHHHH I AM SO IN LOVE WITH ELSA!DANNY!
every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb drunk party girl.
and Ke$ha is all for loving yourself and equality but she continues to receive harassment from mainstream media. Enough harassment to the point that she developed an eating disorder because of it. She is an example of how horrible and sexist the music industry is.
Hemingway makes your writing bold and clear.
Basically the coolest little tool to have as a writer.
This is awesome!!!
Hmm! I will try this later.
This looks like a really…